she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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