So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
