I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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