"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
