Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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