Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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