Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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