yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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