Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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