Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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