I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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