oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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