I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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