And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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