I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Randomize
