Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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