i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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