The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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