Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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