I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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