? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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