your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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