i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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