Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
