I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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