I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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