turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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