im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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