I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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