In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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