God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Swine flu is the new snow day.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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