It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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