OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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