I hope mine doesn't look like that
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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