Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do vagina's smell?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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