Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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