After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Never underestimate the power of titties
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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