OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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