I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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