That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Randomize
