Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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