super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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