I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
