she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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