We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
