He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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