is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dick very happy bro
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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