and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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