wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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