I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The power of my boobs compel you
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Never joke about your clitoris.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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